13Apr 2007
Friday Feast #1
So, I noticed our friend James Mathias of Onelotus fame doing one of those retarded internet meme things called Friday's Feast. Since I'm too damned busy to actually post a worth while article, I'll go ahead and jump on the trend whore bandwagon and give it a shot.
Appetizer
When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?
Red, of course. I used to draw lots of pictures with ninjas and robots. This required the use of the color red for all the blood. Duh!
Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?
If it gave me the opportunity to move out of this shit hole - Charleston, S.C - and back to Bloomington, IL, I'd give it a solid 15. Anywhere else... a 15.
Salad
Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What’s the total?
7 + 28 + 1981 + xxx + xxx + xxxx = 9225
I hope I did that right. edit: Ok, I did this wrong, but I don't care. My number is bigger than yours!
Main Course
Have you ever “re-gifted” anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?
A small box of Hot Tamales from my rich Aunt last Christmas. I repackaged it and sent it back to the mean old bitch.
Dessert
Name something you need from the store.
Bread. I want me a sammich.
The numbers should be added one at a time, and all the way down until you get a single digit.
Otherwise, good answers, love ninjas and blood…
Oh and, it's Onelotus one word, no capitol L.